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Triple Chris My Ass

Apr 12

Written By Madison Fashion

Collage of 3 chat logs from 3 men named Chris showing inappropriate dating behavior. To the right, Madison Fashion poses in a leopard print dress. A social commentary roast of digital dating culture titled Triple Chris My Ass.

When you get triple Chris-ed 🥴

Madison Fashion

The Kiss of Death, I Mean, Chris

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