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Great Scott, He’s Single 🤩

Apr 13

Written By Madison Fashion

Breaking News tabloid graphic for Professionally Messy. Madison in a tweed outfit reports on a cringey Snapchat DM from "Scottie." Features circus tents, clown emojis, and an unsolicited "I'm single" status update.

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