The Kiss of Death, I Mean, Chris

Written By Madison Fashion
Collage for professionallymessy.com: A zebra-print mirror selfie with "Cursed by Chris" dating app screenshots. A roast of low-effort messages from three different men named Chris via Bumble, Hinge, and Android SMS text.

Sorry my immune system was busier than your last remaining brain cell 💀

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