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The Bumble Backpedal 🅱️

Apr 1

Written By Madison Fashion

Madison in pink gingham & floral pants, holding a pink Versace handbag vs. a Bumble chat where a guy pivots from 'serious' to 'fwb' because he is 'kinky'. A social commentary on modern dating effort and standards.

He’s trying to rename Bumble ‘Backpedal’ 🅱️🤡

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