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Honolulu Hung

Mar 31

Written By Madison Fashion

Side-by-side layout: Left shows a series of dating app screenshots featuring bold, unsolicited messages redacted with clown and eggplant emojis. Right shows a high-end editorial shot of the curator in a Penn State cap and jacket walking away.

He can keep on looking 💀

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