The Liquidation of James 🏷️

Written By Madison Fashion
Split screen: Left shows dating app messages from "James" with clown emojis over his face, featuring ignored "last chance" texts. Right shows a woman in a snakeskin bodysuit, skull corset, and platform boots against an abstract background.

Professional Persistence Officer James shooting his shot like he’s a store going out of business 💀

​“Last chance 💔”

“One more lol”

“💔💔”

​Someone tell him the liquidation sale has been going on since March and we’re still not buying 💅

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