Oxytocin Romeo 🤡

Split-screen collage: Bumble chat with a man whose face is a clown emoji. He makes a cliché "oxytocin" pickup line and gets roasted. Right: Mirror selfie of a woman in a long black dress against a gold/purple abstract background.
Side-by-side comparison: 1920s public domain Olive Oyl illustration in a red shirt and black skirt vs. a mirror selfie of a woman in a long black dress. The background features bold, abstract paint strokes in red, gold, and charcoal black.

I'll just keep on getting my oxytocin from Buspar, thanks for the offer, though 💀

Previous
Previous

He Put the ‘Ick’ in Derrick... 🤡

Next
Next

I Choose The Bear 🐻