Not Gonna Cop Him

Written By Madison Fashion
 
​A Bumble chat screenshot side-by-side with a woman in a black leather dress. The chat shows a match named Jeremy growing impatient and double-texting after being asked if having a life is a crime, officer.
 

When he wears a hockey shirt to a baseball game... no wonder he can't make it to first base ⚾️

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