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Hairing Is Caring

Apr 15

Written By Madison Fashion

Side-by-side comparison of an unsolicited Snapchat message from a man asking "Is chest hair still a thing?" with a clown emoji over his shoulder, next to Madison posing in a stylish magenta fuzzy sweater, black pants, and silver glitter boots.

A focus group I didn't sign up for 💀

Madison Fashion

He’s a Creep, He’s a Weirdo 🎶

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