Don't Purse-ue Me

Written By Madison Fashion
Screenshot of a Bumble chat. Zac says a profile is an excuse to show off a purse collection. A woman brilliantly replies that dating is a side quest and corrects his grammar, delivering a lethal shutdown over backhanded compliments.

You can come for me all day long, but come for my purses, and we're gonna have problems 💅

Madison Fashion
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